Ever feel like your brain is under attack from low-quality memes?. Don’t worry — ISP (Internet Shield Pepe) is here. Armed with a blindfold, tank top, and eternal rage, ISP blocks stupidity at the speed of thought. No firewalls. No VPNs. Just one frog, standing between your sanity and the chaos of the web.

A: As secure as a blindfolded frog can make it.

A: No. But do you really trust your current ISP either?

A: Always. Even while you’re reading this.

Join the Shield Gang and help us patrol the internet, block cringe, spread memes,
and serve justice with a smug frog and a golden shield.

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